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It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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