I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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