i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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