i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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