You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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