Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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