Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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