I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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