and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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