ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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