apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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