Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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