Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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