it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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