Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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