stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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