we're blogging at a bar
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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