found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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