i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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