nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
please don't ironically join a cult
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