and i looked up. we had an audience...
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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