Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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