Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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