sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I understand Curling. That high.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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