we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
and you fell through a lawn chair
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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