I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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