I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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