it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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