well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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