i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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