We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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