I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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