Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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