I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
