dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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