so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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