i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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