The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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