I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Do plants get herpes?
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