She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I think I have vodka in my lungs
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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