How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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