we're blogging at a bar
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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