I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I can't put those talents on a resume
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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