I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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