how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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