I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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