Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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