I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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