gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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