he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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